Flashback

Ah the good ole days of 2004. Does anyone remember this?

Jumping to conclusions

From the AP today we are being bombarded with the picture of 5,000 year old skeletons supposedly trapped in an embrace. They are even being called Romeo and Juliet.

My question is...how do we know they aren't two people who died strangling each other?

Peanut Butter Greatness

I realized a new guilty pleasure this morning. There is a bit of a thrill to be the first person to stick a knife in a brand new jar of creamy peanut butter.

For a while I flashed back to those Reese's peanut butter cup commercials when a guy is walking down the street eating out of a full jar of peanut butter...who does that? A guy coming the other direction eating a chocolate bar bumps into the first guy. During the crash, the chocolate bar winds up in the jar of peanut butter.

Hey, you've got your chocolate in my peanut butter! is the accusation
You've got your peanut butter on my chocolate! is the reply

Then these two strangers do one of the most unreal things in TV history. They decide to eat the combined new food from a stranger on the street. I'm just glad these two guys weren't chewing gum. It would have been worse than that Snickers commercial during the super bowl.

Last Football Post until summer

It is official, football season is over. Manning was able to prove he is better than Grossman, what an achievement.

Bob Sturm of Dallas radio fame came up with a formula years ago on calculating the best NFL franchise of all time. The formula is simple:

Points in the Sturm Formula:
1 point for each year of making the playoffs
3 points for losing in the AFC/NFC Championship games
5 points for losing the Super Bowl
11 points for winning the Super Bowl

1. Dallas
2. Pittsburgh
3. San Francisco
4. Oakland
5. Denver
6. Miami
7. Washington
8. New England
9. Green Bay
10. St Louis
11. Minnesota
12. Indianapolis
13. New York Giants
14. Chicago
15. Buffalo
16. Kansas City
17. Philadelphia
18. Tennessee
19. New York Jets
20. Cleveland
21. Tampa Bay
22. San Diego
23. Cincinnati
24. Seattle
25. Baltimore
26. Atlanta
27. Carolina
28. Detroit
29.Jacksonville
30. New Orleans
31. Arizona
32. Houston

I finally figured it out

I think I have finally found the first instance of someone using the smoke screen claim "It's not a salvation issue".